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Arrested for Scrounging Wood

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  1. buZZsaw BRAD

    buZZsaw BRAD

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    Cant believe it. :emb: :picard: Cutting some roadside wood and a cop shows up. Turns out a woman in the upscale neighborhood heard the saw and called them. I got criminal trespassing, violation of a quiet ordinance, and resisting arrest after pleading my case for five minutes as it was black locust! :headbang: :mad:




















    APRIL FOOL! My court date is April 31!
     
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    Good one. Could be possible with these WOKE Karens.
     
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    It was no big deal until you said they took the 500i...
     
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    And the cop was my cousin and he only runs Huskys so he gave that 500i to me.

    No foolin"
     
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    You had me until the resisting arrest part. I get the sense you know how to keep your cool. :smoke:

    This gave me a chuckle—thanks!:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Very Good Brad.
     
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    I was believing it until resisting arrest
     
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    I was just going say same. I could completely see that happening in todays environment.
    I'd go as far as to say with the right LEO, you could end up getting tased or worst because the saw could be a threat to their safety :rolleyes:
     
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    Not familiar with that??? Can you explain?
     
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    I do...just ask Eric Wanderweg! :whistle:
     
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    I believed it thinking you were from Florida, but nowadays I wouldn't doubt it anymore.
     
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    Is there a story you fellas are keeping from us??? There have been some suggestive posts recently. Inquiring minds want to know. Lol
     
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    Just know that our friend buZZsaw BRAD is cool as a cucumber under pressure… :whistle:
     
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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:

    Had me for a minute. :emb:
     
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    Ill say this...i got Eric really good on a similar joke even before i met him in person. I still laugh about it to this day...him not so sure.
     
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    Yea I was going to say that was more of a political statement.
     
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    Alright Brad, I can say you didn't get me this year, I was expecting it. That being said, this is very entertaining and I do so enjoy your sense of humor.
     
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