In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

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  1. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Let me explain...:picard: I normally buy a 24oz. package of the same bacon, cut it in half, (half slices cook better in the nuker) and freeze the unused half. Last shopping trip, store only had 3lb package. If i ate that whole package last night (as good as it wouldve been) i may not be sitting here typing this.
     
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    Ah, bacon and eggs.
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    Self portrait Dennis? I dont recognize you with a mustache!
     
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    Kinda looks like you...:D
     
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    Years back when i was single/divorced a one pound package of bacon was a once a week meal for supper. One time i opened the package and decided to shower before eating. I came downstairs to find two of my cats sitting on the counter feasting on the open package. I was not happy :headbang: :mad: :hair: and the cats used one of their nine lives.
     
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    My hair is longer!
     
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    I almost added "after a haircut" :rofl: :lol:
     
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    :p well you know what they say about guys with long hair?:cool:
     
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    ..."haven't been to a barber in a while"?
    ..."use lots of shampoo"?
    ..."shed like a maine coon"?
    ..."are stuck in the 80's"?
    ;) :whistle: :D :rofl: :lol:
     
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    shoulda kept my mouth shut. :zip:
     
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    ..........."get a haircut and get a real job".....
     
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    Who needs a haircut??

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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    :startled:

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    Couldnt forget about Loon! Bought this a couple weeks ago and it got buried in the fridge! IMG_5528.JPG
     
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    Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
     
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    Same reason the farmer did ?
     
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    He stood out in his field…
     
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    :rofl: :lol: :picard: