Doctor stops by a local bar after work every day and orders a drink. He always wants it garnished with a walnut. One day the bartender sees him walk in and realizes there are no walnuts. So thinking quickly he uses a hickory nut instead. The doctor picks up the drink and notices its not a walnut. "Whats this?" he asks. "Its a hickory daiquiri doc" replies the bartender. One of my firewood customers told me this afternoon.
Yes of several years. Delivered and stacked a half cord and some kindling. Lady tipped me $20 and the husband told me the joke. Really nice old couple.
That's definitely a groaner! Which, under no circumstances, should never be confused with a moaner! (moaners can be fun............)
You win the perfect response prize Don’t get too excited, it’s probably just a hickory nut. Wet hickory nut.
If you had to choose between eating bacon every day or being skinny for the rest of your life would you choose applewood or hickory smoked ?
He mispronounced "daiquiri" so i laughed without getting the joke. I had just finished stacking in the hot sun so the brain was a bit overheated. Once i figured it out it was funny. He is close to 90 and a nice old gent.
I was wondering if someone was going to ask about that. One our common suppers is "breakfast". Thats four meals worth. The rest was frozen. Sometimes we'll get thick sliced peppered from the butcher counter. Out of this world
