In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

One chord of firewood for sale.

Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by Juniper Hill, Aug 10, 2021.

  1. Warner

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    Perhaps the guy was meant to cut grass but everybody around him told him that he needed to go to college to be something. So he went along with it…and now has a huge debt. And mows lawns.
     
  2. SKEETER McCLUSKEY

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    ill go with that
    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
  3. SKEETER McCLUSKEY

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    your skirting the question:rofl: :lol:
     
  4. Warner

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    All it would take for me is one jacked up patient and I’d OUT!
     
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    He should have made the most of it, became a gynecological lawn mower...:whistle::D
     
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  6. yooperdave

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    No matter what, that guy is still a member of the...................


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  7. billb3

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    Supposedly Albert Einstein couldn't spell, so it's not lack of intelligence, even though that correlation has been applied in the past.
    I used to be a very good speeler, but then I spent quite a few years with some engineers and technicians who couldn't spell for beans and part of spelling is a visual process so I now struggle with some words that I never had to even think about before my stint with the bad speelers.
     
  8. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Dunno. Cant splain that! There was one member here (havent seen him in many months) liked to spell it that way.

    My spelling has gotten a lot worse as ive aged. There are several words i cant get right. No auto correct on my cheapo netbook doesnt help either.
     
  9. GrJfer

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    Probably wasn't all it was cracked up to be, figured he'd split while he could?
     
  10. Paul bunion

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    It because there are three knots in a chord.
     
  11. Erik B

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    Bad, really bad:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
  12. Ohio dave

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    I saw an ad trying to sell a quart of wood. He wanted $250 for a quart of unsplit green firewood. Wish I could get $2.50/quart.
     
  13. blacktail

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    Probably the same people who buy tools and lumber at Lowell's.
     
  14. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Years back when Ms. buZZsaw's daughter lived with us i took a phone call and left a message for her.

    "Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. Your Pabst beer was negative!"
     
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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:

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