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How Long is Your Noodle?

Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by buZZsaw BRAD, Nov 15, 2019.

  1. saewoody

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    With two hands stretching my noodle i wouldnt have been able to take the picture!:ithappened:
     
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    I dont wanna break my noodle either!
     
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    can you noodle with a bar that short? You wont need a lot of lube!
     
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    Not using your noodle correctly!
     
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    sounds like she puts your noodle to good use!
     
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    I was going to let Ms. buZZsaw mount my noodle! ;) :eek: :D
     
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    Got to work with what you got...:thumbs::thumbs:
     
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    STOP IT! I just ruined another keyboard spitting my drink all over laughing at this thread.
     
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    After watching the noodle song, another video showed up, Tim Hawkins 70s in 6 minutes... that one kinda explained a lot of stuff I didn't remember... LOL


    Noodles... o_O:smoke::zip: :whistle: :yes:
     
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    I legit didn't get the innuendo until i scrolled thru the replies. I was just thinking about firewood, and noodling.

    diehard hoarder. I should get help. LOL!! :thumbs:
     
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    I was cutting at the maple job today sectioning the Norway. The lady comes out and asks why im smiling. "Im admiring my 12" noodle. Would you like to see it"? I replied. She quickly runs inside and five minutes later the police and her irate husband show up. I explained in vain about the size of my noodle, but they werent having it! They wouldnt let me show them either.
    I figure its safe to post here, right? IMG_4865.JPG
    Can someone post my bail please?
     
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    I sure wish "I" had a 12" noodle... :whistle: I only had a big 10" :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Looks like you are measuring from the base from what I can tell. My hats off to you for getting 11 inches if this is softwood! It would be like 20 if it were hardwood:dex::dex::dex::rofl: :lol:
     
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    I thought it makes you go blind ?
     
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    I thought that too but I'm still seeing things so seems to be ok!o_O:binoculars:
     
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    My noodle is 20 inches long but after it gets stuck in the hot wet it gets limp. :smoke: 20210505_103731.jpg Having long spaghetti comes with working at a pasta factory.
     
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    Did you umm..... nail your noodle up for display? :cool:
     
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    So... um... I was trying to decide whether I wanted to respond to this thread or not. I had decided on "Not" until I saw Greenstick's pic. Just had to share that I have the same calculator.
    So there!
     
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    Ms. buZZsaw caught me playing with my noodle and now im in hot water! :rofl: :lol:
     
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