After watching the noodle song, another video showed up, Tim Hawkins 70s in 6 minutes... that one kinda explained a lot of stuff I didn't remember... LOL Noodles...
I legit didn't get the innuendo until i scrolled thru the replies. I was just thinking about firewood, and noodling. diehard hoarder. I should get help. LOL!!
I was cutting at the maple job today sectioning the Norway. The lady comes out and asks why im smiling. "Im admiring my 12" noodle. Would you like to see it"? I replied. She quickly runs inside and five minutes later the police and her irate husband show up. I explained in vain about the size of my noodle, but they werent having it! They wouldnt let me show them either. I figure its safe to post here, right? Can someone post my bail please?
Looks like you are measuring from the base from what I can tell. My hats off to you for getting 11 inches if this is softwood! It would be like 20 if it were hardwood
My noodle is 20 inches long but after it gets stuck in the hot wet it gets limp. Having long spaghetti comes with working at a pasta factory.
So... um... I was trying to decide whether I wanted to respond to this thread or not. I had decided on "Not" until I saw Greenstick's pic. Just had to share that I have the same calculator. So there!