Hey now, watch where you spread that around. I'm thinking that's how I'm gonna brand my campfire wood to boost the price per bundle this year. Please don't educate all the tourists! The computer that "wrote" the article is only as good as the programmer. Think about that before you buy a "self driving" car.
Hey now! I'm kind of heavy in Microvision stock at the moment. Let's not disparage that self driving tech until after May 8th. Thank you!
Yea no kidding. Be hard on the economy if I stopped buying equipment I don't need to make firewood I can reuse though.
"If you buy large pieces of firewood, they’ll burn for a longer amount of time. This is because the larger pieces will provide more heat and last for a longer period of time." It reads like a paper I would have written as a high school freshman, desperately trying to pad every paragraph with words so I could reach the minimum page count.
The most accurate thing about this whole article is the lone comment at the bottom of the page! Which one of us did that?
Good for a laugh I guess. Not much good for anything else. Must have been written by a city-dwelling third-grader with no access to a computer or a library. Sorry, didn't mean to insult third-graders.
Sheesh. I'm surprised I made it down to seasoning. For context...there's hardly any. Your written passage that is advice here however is Pulitzer material, Dennis.
