What's up today (bullchiting) thread.

Senior Sex -- This is the funniest thing I have ever read .......
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having
sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

 

Ok, I am as thick as a stump. what are you showing me?

 

Sorry t0o hear about your cat. How old is your daughter.?
Sorry to hear about your coworkers. Do you know if the driver was charged?

 

You'll probably do more walking shopping so hold off on daily walk. Lol

 

Not a problem. It’s all BTUs.

 

Thank you.

 

Thank you.

 

Now that is a bad day, but in keeping with what 2020 has been dishing out. So sorry for the loss of your coworkers. I know pedestrian death have been on the increase in Maine. question is this is driver distraction.
18 yrs is a really ripe old age for the cat. Glad you didn't allow the cat to suffer. We had one cat ant two dogs that made it to 17 yrs. That that was good.

 

Looks like the forum software gets the wrapper code screwed up a bit on some graphics .

 

I know, the scrounging is the fun part!

 

You were right!

 

Any idea if that is because many of those pictures I have posted come from facebook? Should have known you were not asking how I posted the pictures, just what path I was using.

 

I get pizzed when large sites post chite for code and then along comes Q. Public using cut and paste to provide a copy of god knows what.

 

by the time I see them, who knows how many times they have been "cut and paste" from different sites. The ones that I post that have pictures that I take or relatives take should have less trash in them. I have to tell you, I know nothing about code, all I know is results. When my computer screens them and doesn't find a threat, I use what I find. If there is a threat, alarms go off and I don't proceed.

 

I searched for an image to cut and paste once and thought to myself..... "Gee, that stove looks familiar." Yup, it was an image of one I had posted of the cottage wood stove!

 

We are picking up our rescue pup tomorrow. They had a live feed from a rest area stop over earlier today. She looked happy to be out walking around. We can't wait to get her settled in here and take her out exploring after some needed rest. This is a new chapter for us. The weather will be a lot different than Texas.

 

I’m headed out to cut some grass this afternoon, but first I need some sunscreen.



The sun has some bite today!

 

First night in our new to us cabin. Snow flurries coming down. Wood stove blazing. A few beers were consumed.


Life is good.