You know you're old when...........

You try and put on a pair of underwear over the pair you just put on!

 

Perfect timing. Need a good laugh.

 

How are you? I hope you post an update in "whats up today" thread.

 

doing pretty good today yooperdave . Watched my bills lose. They are going to do an angioplasty tomorrow morning around. I did post an update in prays

 

........when one pair of underwear doesn't last four days like they used to......!

1st day...wear them normal.

2nd day, wear them backwards.

3rd day, turn them inside out and wear frontwards again.

4th day, as long as they're inside out, wear them backwards one more day!!!

 

When you try to take your underwear off over your head.

 

Is there another way??

 

Chaps are more cumfy with out undies!

 

Ewwww

 

Last anniversary I had to get up and go to work, got interrupted, almost forgot to put them back on as I was trying to get going so I wouldn't be late! Old doesn't take all your fun, at least not yet.

 

You guys wear underwear

 

When they remember too.

 

Don't give away trade secrets.

 

You'd get instant shrinkage with today's gentle Arctic breeze.

 

I dont have much to shrink.

 

Don't give away trade secrets.

 

Ms. buZZsaw wanted to be romantic. I went to the kitchen, popped a couple viagra, walked back to the bedroom, naked with an erection and forgot why i went in there!

 

You're doing it wrong if the "downstairs" didn't remind you why you walked back in there......

 

There is old and then there is dinosaur age. Me thinks we just ran into one of them.