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It's good to be the king.....of kindling!!

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  1. LordOfTheFlies

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    4 ibc totes (275 gallon) filled to the brim with a mix of maple, black locust, red oak, but mostly spruce shorties.

    I like not running out of stuff. I do the same with windshield washer fluid, motor oil, gatorade, toilet paper, paper towels, and because of covid I've got 2000 3-ply disposable masks inbound.

    All kindling chopped by hand with a hatchet.

    To quote the great Mel Brooks......

    "It's good to be the king!"

    Errrr.....good thing I took a picture of me gatorade. Looks like it's about to topple over!

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    you keep toilet paper in an IBC tote? :rofl: :lol:
     
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    2020 has turned a lot of "normal" people into hoarders of every kind. I don't know what this winter will bring for a fresh crisis, but rest assured if the solution to it involves massive amounts of firewood, I've got it covered :rofl: :lol: Oh and thanks for reminding me, I've got to work on my own kindling stash. All I have at the moment are a couple plastic trash cans full of white pine/blue spruce kindling. I'm willing to stick my neck out here and take a guess that most of the people on this forum are a little more prepared than the average slob in a crisis situation. At least in a short-term crisis...
     
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    Nice!!! That’s a lot of kindling
     
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    So YOU were the cause of the TP shortage this spring!
    Pretty brave of you to out yourself like that...LOL
     
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    Haha I don't hoard too many things....just the things I used to always run out of. I have two of those fancy Toto bid toilet seats so TP is used to dab my behind dry (and to double check if course!)

    But all kidding aside I do think it wise to have some drinking water on hand and other necessities.

    This winter my kids will be remote only for school. That's 3 more bodies to heat when typically it's only me....and I don't plan on running the heat at all. I will be toasty and enjoying the fruits of my labor for the past year. And if I want to go crazy and put that extra handful of kindling in there....well by golly I'll do it and have no regrets!!

    Yeah I did the plastic cans of kindling but it didn't work for me very well. First of those damm Brute garbage cans are like $50 each and while I do love having so many, it would have been wiser to get the totes earlier at $25 each that hold five times the amount of one garbage can.

    I'm going to be laughing at my racist $(&-#+!!!": neighbor when 8 get my utility bill.
     
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    If i were to venture an opinion, id say you have a hoarding problem.
    Glad that firewood is part of it! :tree:
    You wouldnt have a couple can of Lysol? Been of the list since before covid.
     
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    I, unlike my wife, hoard useful things.....that I use.......that we all use.........whereas she hoards clothes she doesn't fit any more, plastic bags stuffed so hard into the drawer you can't even open it.........and paper bags by the ton. I went a little nuts (I know, I know, a bit surprising) and cleaned out the house like a madman and threw out all kinds of chit (mostly hers, of course) that we just don't need. Bought 6 wire rack shelves that were amazing and now the basement is free to walk without a trip hazard every step of the way.

    I don't use lysol. However, that reminds me that I'm down to only 1 gallon of bar oil for my Makita.......

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    Great movie BTW. Classic. Havent seen it in years!
     
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    OMG, empty shelves.
    How do you sleep at night.
     
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    They were empty because I took that pic right after putting them together pretty much. So now they are full of stuff. :D
     
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    They don't make movies like that any more! My favorite scene was with Oedipus Rex. That scene just flies over the head of most people. :D
     
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    LordOfTheFlies do you have holes cut in the bottom of those totes for drainage? I've had kindling in 5 gallon pails with a few inches of water in them when they got left out and forgotten.
     
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    Yes. Holes everywhere on the bottom and sides. Only the top cover is solid.

    If I forget or it rains unexpectedly, I'm fine. That was one of the main reasons I didn't like the garbage cans. Didn't want to drill the sides and thus the airflow was severely compromised. That and the fact it was bulky having so many cans to manage.
     
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    Nice...a few spares to get you through the drought.... Speaking of that...Wipes are basically non existent... Found them once since the pandam hit... got a 4 pack at Costco... But they are always out of them... Anybody else finding them?
     
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    Dont use them but havent been able to get a can of Lysol or disinfectant spray since March. Store shelves are usually stripped bar like the bread aisle before a snowstorm
     
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    That's awesome! I'm behind with my supply. I need to get splitting! Good thing the stuff dries fast....
     
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    I moved away from my hatchet this year and picked up one of these Kindling Crackers. Works great and a bit safer I feel now that I'm in my 60"s and the eye site is a little off. lol
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