This is funny, but I'll try to abbreviate it .. As someone here suggested, I duct taped a few of those inflated shipping cushions to a rear tire on the wife's new CRV. Yup, she backed up and it sounded like gunshot s. She stopped, dawgs went nuts, it was pretty comical. I went out to the car all serious, like "What happened?!" She thought it was the E-brake, so she stopped, she wasn't freaked out. I said roll back a bit.... then I yanked out the deflated cushions from the tire. Conversation ended with a " ..make sure to check what's behind you... yada, yada.." Heh. This afternoon, I was petting a cat on the back deck. Straight legged, bent at the waist. She struck. (form a fist with your thumb sticking up, you'll get it) I'm bent over petting a cat, my arse is towards the steps, and she became sneaky. Crept up on me without me hearing her at all. Ziiiiiiiipppp !! the feeling of that fist/thumb going from sack to crack when you are not expecting it. Oh Lawd! She thought I threw my back out the way I reacted. She didn't stop laughing for over an hour. And now it's next level...
That is wild!!!! I can just picture it but a video would really be nice. Do you supposed you could do a re-run?
So...…………. "ya got poked in the rear by a horny old steer" huh? Sounds like she plays a little more serious than you do.....maybe you should let her have this one! Wasn't it your wife that had a serious backing up issue a few short years back???
