What's up today (bullchiting) thread.

Well the one dead ash is on the ground. I'll start a thread. There's a metric crap ton of branches and twigs. I'll be working on this, most of the week, probably.

 

Our state shut down haircuts and all non essential stuff like that.

I'm getting due.... Wife said she'd learn how if she has to. A wahl clipper will do 90% of my haircut. The top where the scissors are needed can grow. Maybe I'll do a mohawk and a man bun.

Not doing that.

 

Sharpended all the kitchen knives and cleaned all my guns. Running out of time killers.

 

Would look appropriate in the f 150...

 

Better yet in a bro'd out dirtymax.

 

damm hippies

 

Plenty of those down here. There is a special breed of redneck in Florida. They all have a one-eyed dog usually pit mix, ugly girlfriend with clothes on that didn’t fit in the 2nd grade, and an airboat that may or may not run.

Edit: airboat is always worth 10 times the trailer they live in...

 

Ohio shut down as of Monday midnight. I will be getting a lot done on my rehab next door. Stocked up on materials last week, get some needed parts tomorrow. I will be set for 2 weeks easily.

 

You just described wife’s cousin from Florida to a tee. I call him joe dirt!

 

OMG! Joe Dirt is priceless!!!

 

Dude is 110lbs soaking wet and has SS tats on his arms. Winner!

 

We get the full shutdown at 8pm tonight. No leaving home except for meds, house supplies and food.

 

Work and saw fun....

Just fun....,
And, well.....Life of Riley?

 

I got a haircut about 3 weeks ago. Told the barber to ‘cut it a bit shorter this time’. I came out looking like I was a couple weeks into basic training.

I usually go every 6 weeks or so. I’ve been a ‘work at home’ person for the past 18 months, so nobody notices if my hair is a bit long. Usually I head to the office once a month or so, but that won’t be happening any time soon.

My daughter is planning on cosmetology school in the fall. That is, if she is able to finish her senior year of high school with all this stuff going on. I could always let her practice on me if I start looking like Shaggy, and finish it off with the beard trimmer if it goes bad.