In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

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    Yeah... about that deposit...
     
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    When You Need to Attac From the Back but you haven't done a sit up in... Ever
     
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    Sorry if I already posted this....
    Going for a radical roomba ride
     
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    Sex After Death.

    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, Frank was the first to die and, true to his word, he made the first contact:

    "Kris, Kris, can you hear me?"

    "Is that you, Frank?"

    "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

    "That's wonderful! What's it like?"

    "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course" I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (and Kris, you'd be proud -- lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

    "Oh, Frank! Are you in Heaven?"

    "No -- I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."
     
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    That looks like a Dodge Omni. I used to have one of those.
     
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    I had the Plymouth Horizon, the twin of the Dodge Omni, a 1980 it had about a "billion" miles on it because the speedometer didn't work for years and it had over 100,000 before I got it. :rofl: :lol: I bought it for $200.00, it was a summer car back and forth to work and around town. "Lotta Beer" drank in that car! :drunk: Of course not driving at the same time... :whistle:
     
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    I got mine secondhand, drove it until it caught fire under the hood from a fuel line leak. In traffic, down in Cambridge MA. We got it back up to NH somehow, and I sold it for 50$ to a junker. My husband was mad, but I was done with it.
     
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