A couple more stackings and they'll learn to behave. You could always threaten them with incineration.
Pulled it all out and re-stacked it. This time I gave each split a good talkin to so they should stay put!
"This time I gave each split a good talkin to so they should stay put!" One split says to another, "It was awful... he just kept nagging over and over and over and over and..."
My wife saw your post and she got a big laugh out of it. She wants to know the end results; that is, do they stay put until ready to burn? For your sake, I hope they do.
I'll be sure to let ya know when it's their time to keeps the house warm. Unless they decided to fall again, then they'll be tossed in the bonfire piece by piece.