funny ppl on craigslist

I'd estimate it to be 5-7 face cords or (1.7-2.3 full cords) roughly. not 3.3 full cords. and for the same price as split up and delivered firewood!!!
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firewood - oak - $900 (ELBURN)


Oak tree trunk rings seasoned, not split. At least 10 face cords. Must pick up. Easy access for truck. Can send additional pictures.

firewood - oak

 

You're right, that's funny.
At least it's seasoned.

 

Looks to be some metal in a couple pieces look To have some blueing..

 

Imagine if it was walnut!

 

WOW why so cheap I would have paid a bunch more...…...NOT

 

Seasoned, not split oak...lol

If by seasoned he means it has sat out in the rain un-split for a season, then I guess, yes, it is seasoned.

 

Some people

 

By golly I think I do see the garlic powder setting there in the corner, yep seasoned.

 

Felter , reply to the add & tell him thank you for the opportunity to clean up his yard waste. Maybe $ 250.00 to haul it away.

 

I always get a kick out of the craigslist jokes.... Look at these two...

Ones for "Log pole pine" with a good covering of snow. Oh and none of it appears to be Lodgepole, more like red or white fir.



Second, "Come clean up my yard" and I'll give you free "firewood".... Anyone have cords of sticks and branches? Bring your saws for this cr@p.....

 

I've never purchased firewood and don't plan to. But I look at firewood on craigslist sometimes just for a laugh.

 

I look for free wood, sometimes there are a few good hoards or scrounges up for grabs.....

 

Hahaha, I wasn't going to go there, but....

 

I <3 malapropisms and mondegreens.
even better/more ironic when they are formed by a autocorrect spelling tool

 

Free trees, firewood
Free firewood. You just have to cut the trees down in between houses.

 

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