Feeling the season:-/

Wait...………. What?

 

My dad told me the biggest posterior chewing he ever had in the army was in Texas. He had just arrived at his first post after training and he was at Ft Sam Houston in January and a kid from Dakotah Territory. His first formation was memorable, being asked if he was tough-stupid-making a statement and absolutely clueless what was being referenced to for his inspection. After several tense questions he was asked where his cold weather gear was, and he replied he felt no need as it was in the 50's. He was asked what he thought cold was, why he thought it was warm out, where the 4 f letter are you from? He replied ND, and speaking to my parents last night it was -24° at home. He was asked how the 4 f letter anyone can live there and from now on bring all your gear even if you don't think you need it, you have exactly 2 minutes to retrieve your gear now move. He proceeded to sweat his way through that winter.