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Brought an orphan home to warm up.

Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by metalcuttr, Dec 1, 2019.

  1. sirbuildalot

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    You look mighty cold little feller, hows bout you crawl in the stove and warm up for a spell
     
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  2. yooperdave

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    You can always set that piece of wood by the computer so it can log in!
     
  3. scavenger

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    Let me see the candy first
    Then I'll get in the van

    I'm not stupid
     
  4. metalcuttr

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    BAD BAD wordplay! Besides, it was all set up for you!
     
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    I officially regret making this post!:picard:
     
  6. VOLKEVIN

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    That is SO funny! I got a kick out of that. “I will see your Pet Rock, and raise you one Guard Log! :D
     
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    Got to be careful not to be seen inviting it into your white, windowless van for candy :eek:
     
  8. yooperdave

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    Regardless of how this thread has turned out, we're proud of you Russ.
     
  12. imwiley1

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    Glad you were able to catch the log and bring it home. Sometimes they can be real skittish after being on the roll for awhile. Have you checked with the local log shelter?
     
  13. yooperdave

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    One bit of advice for keeping that orphan that no one has touched on yet; Do not give it water. No matter how much begging or whining you listen to, it'll be better off without any water!
     
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    There's that movie again!
     
  15. Woodwhore

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    Its 4:45 am and im dying here. Thats $&@“)$& hilarious and you are sick
     
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    Did you tempt it with holiday-appropriate Peppermint “Bark?” :santa:
     
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