Just send this letter out. This letter is being shared with you because I know you are critically interested in maintaining the appearance of your front lawn. The spring season is upon us. This is the Fertilizer Club and it won't cost you a dime to join. Upon receipt of this letter, go directly to the address on the top of the list and chit on their front lawn. You will not be the only person there so don't be embarrassed. After you have relived yourself cross out the person on top of the list and add you name and address to the to the bottom of the list. Make 5 copies and send to 5 of your friends that appreciate a good lawn. You will not get any money, but within one week, if this chain is not broken, you will have 9,126 people chitting on your lawn. Next spring you will get your reward. The greenest lawn in the neighborhood. If you are constipated, pass this on to your neighbor. Do not break this chain. One man didn't give a chit and lost his entire front lawn. Mr. Hairy Butt **** ******* Miss Smelly B. Hind 236 Corn Cob Lane ********476 Diarrhea Way Mrs. Opal Crap *********** Mrs. O. Hower Fartz 1433 Enema lane ********* 286 Fertilizer Ave. Charles Syringe ********** Miss Smelly B. HindMr. A. Bigger Movement 653 Suppository Lane **** 89 Rectum Rd. Mrs. Took A Fizzik *******Mr. & Mrs. Lucy L. Bowels 654 Running Loose Lane ** 3 Bed Pan Lane My elderly mother brought this out and was proud of it. I had seen it perhaps 30 years ago. Just thought I would share it and save FHC members that are fanatical about their lawns some money.
Maybe that explains the irate woman at tim hortons restaurant video on youtube? I bet she is the president of that club! "woman throwing poop at tim hortons staff" What a catch!
Very classy. When I was a kid, we went to the Detroit zoo (many times, I think), and I distinctly remember the gorillas throwing crap at the glass. So, there's no emoji for that.....thank goodness.
Unbelievable! Same here with the zoo except it was a monkey not a gorilla! Maybe she was locked up too long?
I've been to that zoo twice. It was me throwing the stuff at the gorillas. They won't let me come back now...
With a name like backwoods savage, you're lucky they didn't keep you and put you on display somewhere!
Probably not. You'd have to show that you had that nickname for years and years; which would make you an old guy and then...… Never mind!
