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What's up today (bullchiting) thread.

Discussion in 'Everything Else (off topic)' started by Gasifier, Oct 6, 2013.

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  1. Chazsbetterhalf

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    Can't like that. Been there, done that.
     
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    The toilet will be full of chit at least.

    Super colon blow
     
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    Saturday night live about 1983.
     
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    You HOPE its the toilet:eek:..:fart:
     
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  5. Horkn

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    That DEPENDS on a lot of factors.

    ;)
     
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    The day before/prep is the worst part Gasifier
    o_O:doh::hair::fart:

    Thought that I was getting scheduled for my second camera adventure this year, but doc says I'm good till next year
    :dancer::rootintootin::banana:

    Hope all is well for ya
    :yes:
     
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    My dad had that recently. I asked him how it was. Said he didn’t know but he found 3 dollars in his pocket afterward.
     
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    :smoke:
     
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    just bring something to read while ur just sitting there.
     
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    Oh man Gasifier ! Never a good time! The prep is definitely the worst part. The last time for me, they put me on a two day prep! Yeah, 2 days! And they fell on the weekend! No eating from Fri at midnight through Mon morning after the invasion!

    As I was checked in and prepped for the assault they asked if I had any questions? I laid into them about the two days prep time and said I haven't eaten since Fri eve supper time and on and on. They said, Oh one day would have been just fine!

    Took three guys to get me to release that persons throat...…

    The first time I had it done, they woke me up in the room. I heard the Dr. ask are you awake now? I answered Yes.... is it over? They said No, we found some polyps that we need to remove. I asked Are you still in me? Yes we are, but you have the hiccups and are jerking uncontrollably and every time we try to snip, your whole body jumps with a hiccup and we don't want to attempt to cut and risk damage! :hair: :faint:

    Real story!
     
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    Glad I ate dinner a good while ago.... :eek::hair:

    :whistle:

    :faint:
     
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    Snow shoe gathering went well. Right up to the point where I was putting mine on and noticed the lashing was coming apart! They are traditional shoes and the webbing broke. I will be able to repair them but was concerned that if I used them, it would unravel and worsen the situation. So, I stayed in the warming shack, kept the fire going and visited until the walkers returned and then ate!!!
     
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    Yeah, the page and a half before this post had nothing to do with it, huh? :picard: :D:D:D
     
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    Read it all....
    Butt, your story took 1st prize...:whistle::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Why does this remind me of a movie when a guy says { I want to azz you something }
     
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    Definitely T M I ....................................:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Well, as bad as you guy feel, Gasifier is feeling worse! :thumbs:
     
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    There you are! Must be between shifts, huh? :rofl: :lol:

    Good luck tomorrow, hope all goes well. :handshake:

    Myself, I'm heading to see the tax man!
     
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