In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

Reading of the Will

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    His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.


    When all is ready he begins to speak. "My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses."


    "My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."


    "My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."


    "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound.


    The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says:



    "Mrs Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.



    The wife replies, "The azzhole has a paper route"...
     
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    That was unexpected.
     
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    That was a good one!
     
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    Yeah, put that on the list of things I have to do this year. Make a will.
     
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    Let me know how to get a hold of your lawyer, I'll send him my contact info........................................................:rofl: :lol:
     
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    So maybe we can get a group rate I assume?

    Shirley, you aren't expecting any other benefits besides being in the running for that nice green truck! :yes:
     
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    Shirley, you aren't expecting any other benefits besides being in the running for that nice green truck! :yes:


    Only if I get the Girl Scout cookie franchise................................ would make a awesome delivery vehicle...................:rofl: :lol::thumbs:
     
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