Thought for the day...

Difficulties mastered are opportunities won. Winston Churchill.

Man is so made that when anything fires his soul, impossibilities vanish.

New things aren’t necessarily needed any more than old is not automatically obsolete.

Originality does not consist in saying what no one has ever said before, but in saying exactly what you think yourself.

God provides food for the birds, but they still have to build the nests.

 

Don’t matter how tall a tree gets, even a short ax can reach its trunk.

Whether you think you can or can’t, you are right.

Well done is better than well said. Ben Franklin.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.

Sometimes you find a book that has the covers too far apart.

 

Lots of people love their cordless phones; we just happen to enjoy phoneless cords.

Proof read very carefully to see if you any words out.

What first appears to be a sloppy or meaningless use of words may well be a completely correct use of words to express sloppy or meaningless thinking.

Blessed are those who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

I once knew a parsley farmer that was sued; they garnished his wages.

It is always easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.

 

The most important things in life are not things.

In this fast-paced, modern world, it takes only a fraction of the time it used to for a luxury to become a necessity.

When you find yourself convinced that the world is moving too fast, just find a book or supermarket line to reassure yourself.

When you consider the contribution of plumbing to human life, all other sciences fade into insignificance.

In Japanese, tofu translates roughly into whale snot!

 

The two most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Indecision seems to be the key to flexibility.

Never miss a chance to shut up.

The idea of daylight savings time is like trying to be taller by cutting off you head and standing on it.

A rolling stone gathers no moss and a closed mouth gathers no foot.

 

You can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink;
You can lead a person to knowledge but can’t make him think.

About the time you think you can make both ends meet, some fool moves the ends.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

Be careful approaching a goat from the front, a horse from the rear and a fool from any direction.

To some people, the outdoors is just something they have to pass through going from their car to a store.

If you’re not scared, you’re too stupid to work here. Lee Iacocca

 

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way. Babe Ruth

A man should be greater than the sum of his parts.

A meeting is a place where people get together to talk about what they should be doing.

Why is it that by throwing a match or cigarette butt out the window, you can start a forest fire, but it takes two Sunday papers and half a box of matches to start the logs in a fireplace?

Government is kind of like the pig who ate his fill of acorns and then started to root around the tree. A crow then remarked, “You shouldn’t do that. If you lay bare the roots, the tree will wither and die.” “Let it die,” said the pig. “Who cares, so long as there are plenty of acorns?”

People who live in glass houses should have built something more practical.