Hi My Name Is Adam And I Have A Problem...

Welcome to FHC Adam Woodsman ... great crowd of folks here.

 

Welcome Woodsman Seeing you are here, you do need counseling, and this site is loaded with very experienced counselors. We are here to help you with any firewood related problems you may have. So far, I haven't seen any problems

 

Nope...might qualify for first year free FHC membership though!
Welcome to FHC!
BTW, next years membership dues can be PM'd to me...I offer 20% discount if paid before Dec 31st

 

Dude! You're sick!
In a good kind of way, of course.

Welcome to the club, Woodsman!

 

Welcome Woodsman

Were glad to have you. Keep those pics coming

 

You don't think you are that interesting, but you are probably a fungi.


Welcome to FHC!

 

Thanks all for the warm welcome and the laughs. Haha, yeah I'm going to fit in here. Love everyones sense of humor.

 

Welcome aboard Woodsman. Would love to see some start to finish pics of the mushroom project.

 

Welcome to the family Woodsman! Nice to meet you! Looks like your ready for winter, nice woodshed.

 

Woodsman, not only are we equipped with very experienced wood counselors, but we also have a full complement of fully trained , heavily scarred life coaches who have closets full of "BEEN THERE, DONE THAT" tee shirts from the "University of the Street". We can counsel you on virtually any dilemma or problem you create........................

P.S.......You wouldn't happen to be retired, would you?

 

Don't fall for that same old 20% line Woodsman , he's been known to, lets say, embellish from time to time..... You should send your membership dues to me as most others always do. I will offer the standard package of free parking which will save you over 20% in the first month alone.

If you decide to upgrade to the Platinum membership level, I will throw in the flight schedule of the FHC jet to club GTGs (whish is at no cost for the first year...if it is near your town) ; some wood scrounging apparel (of my choice) to be determined; and as always, tons and tons of free good and not so good attempts at humor!

 

Welcome Woodsman and if you thought you had a problem you came to the right place most everyone here will help enable you. We love Pic's

 

Welcome to the FHC Woodsman
First you have entered the 6 step program!!

1) get more wood!
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6) go to step 1

 

Welcome to FHC Woodsman, thinking of something clever to say about your non problem but the gang already covered it

Hoard on!!!!

 

No Adam I am sorry to inform you that you have two problems.....................

1) wood hoarding

2) the newly acquired FHC forum posting/checking/reading.

welcome.

 

Welcome to FHC Woodsman !

Let me review:

1. Gathers wood everywhere and anywhere. check
2. Has a stockpile of firewood with an awesome wood shed. check
3. Makes own maple syrup. check
4. 2 Chainsaws and a splitter . check
5. Raises chickens and ducks or will be. check
6. Has a great plot of land . check
7. Mills own lumber. check
8. Will be growing Shiitake Mushrooms. check
9. Has high efficiency wood stove. check
10. Posts photos in threads.

and does a bunch of other stuff not mentioned yet.... Probably has axes and hatchets too... We love that stuff.

That covers many topics on FHC in one way or another and is very interesting.

Here's the catch and hope you read the fine print! You now have 24 hours to read everything and catch up on contributing to all threads that relate to you, photos required. We like build threads of every kind. You can start off with the construction and schematics of your wood shed from start to finish if you like.

 

Why so long?!?