In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

A sad anniversary

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  1. TurboDiesel

    TurboDiesel

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    Only 2 days away from a very sad anniversary. This marks the 33rd anniversary of me not getting the GI Joe aircraft carrier for Christmas. :faint:
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  2. Brandon Scott

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    A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.

    He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

    She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

    “What’s the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?” she asked.

    “Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?” he asked.

    “Yes, I do,” she replied.

    “Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making out?”

    “Yes, I remember.”

    “Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?'”

    “Yes, I do,” she said.

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, “You know…I would have gotten out today.”
     
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  3. Jack Straw

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    I had the same exact experience, the problem is I’m 53! :startled:
     
  4. Backwoods Savage

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    Bear with it Tim. Christmas comes again in 2019.
     
  5. Horkn

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    Aircraft carrier, dump trailer.... Same thing right? ;)
     
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    +12k!?!? Wow.

    Sorry it scarred you Tim. That’s going to take a lot of wood to make the $12k needed to bid. :rofl: :lol:



    Free if you pick it up. He really really doesn’t want to ship it. Guess he wants to shake the hand of the person crazy enough to give him 12 thou for it.
     
  10. MikeInMa

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    Methinks someone had been naughty for years and years.

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    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    It says any "overage" will be refunded after shipping...yeah right!
     
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    [​IMG] I never got the Carrier either. But I did have this bad boy!
     
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    And here I thought this was a great S.S. gift for TD next year. Sorry TurboDiesel. Just kills the holidays for you, doesn't it.
     
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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
    I've been laughing about this for 2 days!
    Miss July's (Mrs. TD) coworker had it on FB...
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    Dear Santa, I can explain...
     
  18. Unicorn1

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    The auction price and shipping are crazy.