looks like I'm getting an inheritance (email scam)

good news everyone!!!! apparently a long lost relative has left me in their will. cut and paste from my email.
__________________________________________________________________

This letter is notifying you of the death of my client. I am
contacting you to inform you that a notice has been given by the
bank that if no one comes forward for the claim of the assets of
the deceased that it will be marked as ownerless and
subsequently claimed by the Government.

I am contacting you because you bear the same last name with my
late client.I want to know if you are in anyway related to my
late client.

Please respond with your full name and contact telephone number.

Best Regards,

Clement Harvey Esq
___________________________________________________________________
any one want to claim it for me? I'd claim it my self but I'm kinda busy getting another inheritance from a certain Nigerian Prince. not to brag or anything.

 

That okay, you will soon be getting a call from the IRS telling you they will be coming to arrest you if you don't IMMEDIATELY pay up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give em' the lawyers number and remove yourself as the middle man...........................

 

Hay, i'm EXCITED FOR YOU!! i've had the same relative call me, maybe we're related??

 

I would claim it for you, but I already won the Swiss lottery! All i have to do is pay the transfer fee

 

Make sure you send them your SSN so they can make sure the case belongs to you.

 

Email them back the with the name and phone number of the next telemarketer that calls

 

brilliant!!!!!

 

clearly we are. . . luck must run in the family!!!!!!

 

and here I thought I was the only lucky one around here.

 

see that's what i like about you. you are getting smarter all the time.

 

yea those telemarketers deserve a big break for a changed they have a rough life. . . you know being the scum of the earth and all.