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Yes! I've found my dream job!

Discussion in 'Everything Else (off topic)' started by TurboDiesel, Sep 27, 2018.

  1. TurboDiesel

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    So what kinds of mattresses will you be testing?
    I’ve left that there for you to consider....for a reason.....:whistle:
    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    New.
     
  4. Eric VW

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    Niiiice....:rofl: :lol:
     
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    I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night...:handshake:
     
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    Were you smarter after testing that mattress? :whistle:
    Or did you just dream you were, and then woke up and went to your present job.....?:rofl: :lol:
     
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    I was definitely smarter! I worked 4 hours, then went home. :dex:
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    And had some ice cream?:wacky:
     
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    No. Chinese.
    And I'm even smarter now that I read my fortune.
    I got the lucky numbers for the lottery also...:zip:
    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    I’m a part time recliner tester!
     
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    And FT model, I hear.....:whistle:

    PS- I’m not referring to “full time”....:rofl: :lol:
     
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    So what’s “Pronto!” up on the left tab of your screenshot?
     
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    Hmmm..
    Water slide tester, $26K per year, good enough for part time.
    :dex:
    :dancer::makeitrain":makeitrain"
     
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    Everybody who I have heard of as being "mattress testers" seem to use a different method.......................just sayin'............:rofl: :lol:
     
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    For me...if I were ever captured buy a foreign country, and they wanted to torture me, making me ride roller coasters would be a most effective torture method! I get motion sick if I mow around the trees too fast on the zero turn! :eek: :doh:
     
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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:

    :thumbs:
     
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    Fluffer for the open industry?
     
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    The "open" industry? Would be a lot easier to get a job than in the "closed" industry I suppose...:whistle: ;)
     
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    Not another fluffer conversation! Where’s Eric VW when you need him
     
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