How to get your friends to stop mooching wood

Yeah....n you wanted to stuff more than that bucket!....

 

Heh you had fun looking at that one I bet! Haha

 

“Tuck and Roll!”

 

My sister, cousin and brother inlaw always saying crap to me about doing wood all the time. Guess who was bitching up a storm about wet sizzling wood this past unseasonably long cold winter? My sister, my cousin and my brother in law!!!

 

I'll send my address, she can have all the wood she wants!

 

I just got back not an hour ago from doing a BJ's run with a childhood friend having a party next weekend for our old neighborhood gang. She needed my truck and spent $650.00 on supplies. My wife and I were in their wedding, and she and her husband were in our wedding 35 yrs. ago. As I was in her kitchen looking at her party to do list, I saw the line to get some firewood. I read it out loud, she looked at me and said, I got find some place to get wood. I said, I think I can take of that. She said I didn't want to ask you. If she's shelling out the cost of a big gtg, I can certainly bring some wood.

 

Where are the pics??!!!

 

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Oh, but you do, after spending time hanging with you Well Seasoned's wicked awesome, totally splendiforous gtg, you made me laugh like no else does. Other than Backwoods Savage surprise appearance, you were the highlight. Just kidding, you have no friends. Love you man!!!

 

That would really put me in creepy dude territory........

 

I was talking, of course, about pics of the tractor bucket overflowing with firewood. I don't think there is anything creepy about that. What were you thinking of?

 

My friends are apparently pretty great. Nobody wants firewood from me or they offer to pay me without being asked to.

 

I make the same offer to everyone I know with a backyard fire pit. You're welcome to come up and cut all the wood you want. No one has taken me up on it.

 

Too bad you don't live closer, I will work for

 

one should always help a good looking neighbor. Luckily no one asks me for wood, because it’s too much work. I sell some to some people who can’t get their hands dirty,$120 per pick up, and they are . One guy offered to help me cut and split, but I am a nut with maintaining my equipment. Plus, putting a pro level saw in a rookies hands seems dangerous to them and my saw. Look but don’t touch!!

 

The only issue I have is at my family's cottage where I keep a facecord stack pretty stocked up at all times. It seems to me the neighbors help themselves whenever they please. It's kind of annoying but everyone there gets along so its one of those "pick your battles" type of deals where now I just bring all the uglies/undesirable woods down there that I don't have room for at home.


I did have another buddy ask me if he could buy "a couple cords" off me because he was going camping for a weekend...lol. I told him I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what a cord is.