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Corny jokes at the office

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  1. Chvymn99

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    I’ll Hedge that bet... them there are some smart fellers around here...
     
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    I think that's enough of everyone birching about the puns! If your not interested go chew your sweet gum instead of our ash!
     
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    Will you guys please STOP with alder tree jokes........I'm just goin to be sycamore!
     
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  4. Jack Straw

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    Willow this be allowed to continue? All bark and no bite! Cherry-ish the thought of getting kicked in the wal-nuts.
     
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    I would "log" in, but I am "stumped" to remember the "tree" words used in the password.
     
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    I wood add something but............
     
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  7. metalcuttr

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    ................It goes against your grain??
     
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  8. Jack Straw

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    Fellas do you have soft wood? Wood you like to have hard wood? Do you have blue birch balls? Maybe you should see a tree surgeon!
     
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    Even locust knows you guys are board, just keep bark'in up the tree till you get to the root of it. In other words stick with it till you get stumped.
     
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    See what we started?

    Nobody knows when to quit!
     
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    If we new when to quit we wouldn’t be Hoarders!
     
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    I wood enter this conversation, but I got nothing pun-ky to say. :confused:
     
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    If you don’t have anything wood to say than don’t say anything
     
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    I can’t keep hanging a round, gotta split! :axe:
     
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    Wood he...or woody...
     
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    About time to pack the trunk and move on
     
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    I saw her first- or maybe I cedar first.
     
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    Them there are fightin' words feller!
     
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