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A Little Frog Humor..................

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  1. rottiman

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    A grandson went up to his grandpa and said, "Grandpa, can you talk like a frog?"

    "No, why?"

    "Just wondering."

    A few minutes later the granddaughter came up and said, "Grandpa, can you talk like a frog?"

    "No. Why do you kids keep asking me if I can talk like a frog?"

    "Because Dad said, 'When grandpa croaks, we can go to Disneyland.'''
     
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    rottiman

    I can't believe you "toad" that joke!

    They could have taken the grandkids to "IHOP" and ordered "croak-a-colas" for all!

    This joke is "un-frog-ettable".
     
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    Dad jokes. Yep, I'm guilty too.:dex:
     
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    I toad you that wood happen.:picard:
     
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    Hoppin’ good times here lately..... what with all y’all retarred people making funny posts and all....:whistle::BrianK:
    :rofl: :lol:

    :salute:
     
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    A strategically placed extra d woulda' changed things.:whistle: Glad you knowz how ta properly misspell. :yes:
     
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    :wacky:
    :rofl: :lol:

    Don’t want to offend anyone.....it’s the New America after all.....:picard:
     
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    Geeze papadave it looks like you are going to be hot too.
     
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    Wunderground says 88 today. Should be some rain tonight.
    Might be warmer tomorrow.
    Got a new 8,000 BTU window shaker last week that's really doing a nice job keeping us cool. No central air this summer.
     
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