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Corny jokes at the office

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  1. DNH

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    How do trees get on the internet?













    They log on!
     
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  2. rottiman

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    Thats a "twig-ment" of your imagination..............................................:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Eric VW, Jul 11, 2018
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    I wonder if you log on from the "branch office"??...........................:rofl: :lol:
     
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  5. rottiman

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    I think it's time to "leaf" this alone........................................:rofl: :lol:
     
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    I'm soon going to be "stumped" by this thread......................................:rofl: :lol:
     
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    I better quit before I get the "Axe"...........................:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Don't worry, you're "oak-kay".
     
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    It's not like you committed "tree-son" or something "un-poplar".
     
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    But maybe you're right, rottiman maybe we should quit. We wouldn't want to "over-elm" anyone with this!
     
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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:.... Retirement must be nice....:D
     
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    It's great! You should try it!

    Seems people have been "aspen" me that a lot!
     
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    Yeah.... time to quit while you’re ahead....:D
    :salute:
     
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    Perhaps you're right, again. It's kind of "acorny" thread, no?
     
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    :picard:

    :rofl: :lol:

    :handshake:
     
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    It's a sappy thread
    There must be a way to spruce it up
     
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    Sometimes I like to photosynthesis a big word into a sentence to sound more intelligent, even if I'm not sure what it means.
     
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    I don't cedar way out of this yet
     
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    Trust me................it is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Maybe we should ash someone else if there are any other words to add here, or at least some that are more poplar.
     
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