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Why don't cannibals eat clowns.......

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  1. Backwoods Savage

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    Methinks someone has been drinking some funny liquids lately.
     
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    Bad news! I don’t drink or smoke (anything)!
     
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    Typical post "This thread is worthless without pictures " In this case, we've all been thankfully spared.
    Sent from my SM-N900P using Tapatalk
     
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    Hillbilly Strip Tease...................
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    Some of us might be picturing extremely large underwear unless you are in the garage in your underwear dancing around the cub cadet.


    But, did it work ?
     
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    I've been offered jobs at around the rate of every two months so far (since I stopped).

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    Be careful!!!...................They are trying to get you to go back over to the "DARK SIDE".............don't believe them when they tell you they have "cookies".................:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    rottiman ..... now worries! Ain't in the realm of possibilities! :thumbs:
     
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    I did hear about the cannibal that passed his brother on the path though.
     
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    Thought of another one: What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me One with Everything!":picard:
     
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    So I said to my girl with the wooden leg.... I said “Peg”....:D
     
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    Or my friend with no legs or arms who hangs on the wall we call Art.


    Or my other friend with one leg longer than the other, Ilean.
     
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    How about the pilot who flew upside down and had a crack up!

    And there’s the man who walked through the screen door who strained himself.
     
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    Destined for Comedy Central????.................................Nah, me thinks not...............................:rofl: :lol:
     
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    I’ll be here all week.....................sorry!
     
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    I had a Japanese girlfriend with one leg longer than the other,......Irene
     
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    Her father had a hernia, his name was Wun Hung Low
     
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    Dear nuts are cheap, they are under a buck!
     
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