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Went FULL bondage on my chick tonight..

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  1. Chaz

    Chaz

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    Hah.. have your attention now.:jaw:

    I am NOT that fluent with rotisserie and was this bird did NOT want to co-operate.

    So.. FULL bondage it is. (Jill helped with the restraints :yes:)
    chick1.jpg

    I'm sure it could have been done better, but as long as the birdparts stay where they're supposed to.. it's a WIN. :thumbs:

    Chaz
     
  2. Chaz

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    Chicken turned out wonderful.. juicy and full of flavor.
    You could 'barely' make out the marks from the bondage. :whistle:
    Balancing the weight was the most frustrating part. It always wanted to 'flop'.

    Will do that more often.:drool:
     
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    Nice.

    I have to break out my rotisserie spit again.
     
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    Glad to have inspired you to another great dinner.:thumbs:
     
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    ..something, something.. 50 shades of poultry...something... :zip:;)
     
  6. Midwinter

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    A relaxed chicken is more humane, maybe not tastier. BKQjBU0CMAAj0oF.jpg
    Free range... k8Ta8iH.jpg
     
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    I always used to think the best part of preparing the chicken dinner was chopping the heads off and then throwing them and watching them do all sorts of acrobatics... Yes, farm kids have strange ways of having fun sometimes.
     
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    One of my earliest memories is walking beside my mom as she walked across the back yard, hatchet in hand. I don't remember exactly how she caught chickens but she would catch one and chop off its head. They really do run around with no head afterwards. Till they fall over.
     
  9. Chaz

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    Sorry no pics of the cooked bird, didn't even think of more pics.. just eating. :beerbbq:

    Almost picked up another at the store today, Jill says she has 2 on the shopping list.
     
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    Rope.... wait, not that kinda rope....:rofl: :lol:
    Nice bird Chaz :yes:
    Pics after are a must next time :hair::D
     
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    I thought this picture was oddly appropriate. d1a.jpg
     
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    I meant to post this on the chicken thread but the talk of headless chickens here.....

    History
     
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    Uhmm.... that's after the bondage. Amiright?? :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    That is just soooo wrong
    and funny as hell.
     
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    Definitely the correct rope is necessary as is proper binding technique. One definitely wants the proper strand count, twist and material. It’s important for the bird to remain in its original lashing location. As Chaz found out that improper restraints has its issues. That balance, binding and knowing your bird will yield the anticipated results.

    Well done, bird man!
     
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