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Joke on wife?

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  1. ole

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    I found this in my woods today. Got soaked to the bone but hey I was looking for downed trees. Here I am beering drying, and thinking. It's still in the shed so wife does not know I have it.

    Here comes the devious part. After she goes to bed shall I hang in from the light over our island in the kitchen? So she gets up in the morning hits the light and whamo? Would this be something I could/should do?
    I already hit Mr Google and he said the queen never winters in these and the rest die off.

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    Sure has been nice knowing ya, ole :salute:
    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    :popcorn: I can see one of those " Play Stupid Games......Get Stupid Prizes" moments in the making.................:rofl: :lol: :heidi:
     
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    Might even be an early submittal for 2018 D.A.’s.....:rofl: :lol:
     
  6. ole

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    I think the beer is making me brave

    I may need to rethink this when sober
     
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    .....said no man....ever:rofl: :lol::thumbs::yes:
     
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    Could "BEE"...............................:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Freakin’ NIIIIIICE!:rofl: :lol:
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    "Hive" done worse......................:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Oh boy....on a roll now, ain’t ya?:rofl: :lol::thumbs:
     
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    Call him "buttah," he's on a roll....

    I dunno, it's so incredibly tempting- but it's kind of like kicking a hornet's nest....:wacky:

    Could end up in a sticky situation with the Honey....

    But, I think it could "bee" worth it!
     
  13. ole

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    Can't do it guys
    just went out in the shed when I picked it up about 5 dead or sleeping wasps fell out of the bottom
    if I bring wasps dead or alive or sleeping into her kitchen I am more deader than dead

    it was the thought that counts?
     
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    Glad you came to your senses before she knocked some into you....:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Real quick, leave it outside on a porch/deck. Grab some paper and draw big 'ol googly eyes and a grin. Tape to hive-of-death.
    Wait until morning. Savor the screams... then duck. :thumbs::rofl: :lol:
     
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    And set up vidcam....:thumbs::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Icing on the cake......
     
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    Huzzah!:cool:
     
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    Give it to your doctor! :bug:
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    Hey I've been in your town. I remember stopping at the Sonic up on a hill for a burger.
    I was in Bland VA for a week attending a Honda CB1100 rally.
    GREAT motorcycle roads in your area!

    I wish the speed limit was higher on the Blue Ridge Parkway why is it 45?