After a day of cutting wood, what facial scrub do you prefer?

Yes, I know of one!

Katie prefers the wintergreen scent of Yellow Birch however. She likes the smell of Fir and Spruce, but the pitch is a...well it rhymes with pitch let's just say! None of that in this twitch of hers though.

 

Going to be one interesting hairline if she follows the shave cream....

 

Mmmmmmmmm.....................................I am 99.9% sure that woman with a goatee is NOT a woman.

I don't have a lot of experience making gender judgements about men shaving in a shower, but Katie's powers of observation confirmed the person had a Goatee and manly legs.

But Katie knows a thing or two about shaving; I love her, and I would never divorce her, but despite 90%of most Maine Women failing to shave their legs between October and May, Katie does thankfully, and if she did not, I might invoke a bit of persuasion that I normally do no assert. Now she admittedly does not shave to the degree the person Midwinter snapped a photo of, but from the neck down...well...she goes through more than a few razors, and I am okay with that!

 

I'm just going to say rib sauce and or chicken grease.

 

greenapple, got a problem with that?

 

I was waiting to see who would be the first one to figure that out!

 

Midwinter must have snuck up on Mr. Midwinter when he least expected it, eh?

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Ahhhhhhhhh.............................LodgedTree getting ready for a nice well deserved bath after cutting 10 cord or wood or so.

(Actually this was for Mrs LodgedTree, but before you make fun of me, let me tell you, a bubble bath, wine, desert and a towel drying in the dryer so that it is warm when she gets out will net you rewards. Granted it might be another deduction on your income taxes, but the ladies like this sort of thing.

(Sorry about the quality of the photo)

 

I see I was wrong, in the GIF it proves the "Goatee" was her hair on the other side of her face. My bad...

Sadly...and yes I admit this...I always had trouble picking out the real transvestites on the Jerry Springer Show. My bad...my bad...

 

What that Katie shaves? Well I was not her first husband, so I was not the first to know for sure, but now it is starting to get a touch awkward on this forum, and I am starting to blush.

(I am teasing. All in good fun people...all in good fun).

I could have sworn she was a guy until you posted the GIF, then I saw it was just the tips of her hair hanging down on the far side of her face. It must be cold and snowing out so I am spending WAYYYYYYYYY too much time peering at shaving cream covered chicks shaving in a shower and trying to determine their gender. I am going back to watching Jerry Springer reruns!

 

Whatever lotion my wife put on her inner thighs works for me.

 

I have to say, you're right, that's not a guy.
Nice job finding that gif!

 

OK so this might be one of the great ideas of our time. Here's the marketing:

GRIT! For scratchy men who care!

 

First choice: Comet, because it turns a manly blue when you add water.

 

SOS pads to exfoliate your manly face.....

 

I rub some extra two stoke oil behind my ears, and under the chin, Mrs rowerwet likes me smelling like her lumberjack.
(She also likes wood smoke scent in the sheets)

 

Reminds me of this...