You splitting that thing vertically or horizontally? Hydro or cold, hard steel? Sent from my SM-T280 using Tapatalk
I won't need a splitter or a saw just a knife and fork! And my mouth would be the fireplace and as for the ashes well it's self emptying. You just have to know when they need emptied that's the important part!
Bet none of you knew this bit of info from wikipedia... "a remarkable feature of the log's powers is its ability to defecate gifts."