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A Saturday Chuckle...............

Discussion in 'Everything Else (off topic)' started by rottiman, Dec 2, 2017.

  1. rottiman

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    AN OLD MAN IN PHOENIX CALLS HIS SON IN NEW YORK AND SAYS, "I HATE TO RUIN YOUR DAY, BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE GETTING A DIVORCE. FORTY FIVE YEARS OF MISERY IS ENOUGH.""POP, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" THE SON SCREAMS."WE CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF EACH OTHER ANY LONGER, WE'RE SICK AND TIRED OF EACH OTHER, AND I'M SICK AND TIRED OF TALKING ABOUT IT, SO YOU CALL YOUR SISTER IN CHICAGO AND TELL HER", THE OLD MAN SAYS.FRANTIC, THE SON CALLS HIS SISTER, WHO EXPLODES ON THE PHONE, "LIKE HECK THEY'RE GETTING A DIVORCE, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS," SHE SHOUTS.SHE CALLS PHOENIX IMMEDIATELY AND SCREAMS AT THE OLD MAN: "YOU ARE NOT GETTING DIVORCED! DON'T DO A SINGLE THING UNTIL I GET THERE. I'M CALLING MY BROTHER BACK AND WE'LL BOTH BE THERE TOMORROW. DON'T DO A SINGLE THING UNTIL WE GET THERE, DO YOU HEAR ME?"THE OLD MAN HANGS UP THE PHONE AND TURNS TO HIS WIFE."OKAY HONEY, THEY'RE BOTH COMING FOR CHRISTMAS AND PAYING THEIR OWN WAY!"
     
  2. Stinny

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    :rofl: :lol:... keep em comin Rotti... :D
     
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    Rotti has to much free time, "we" need to find him a hobby...........

    Rotti not sure if you seen it in the other thread, we adopted a Chocolate Lab, Lucy

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  5. rottiman

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    She's a little sweetheart for sure...................:thumbs::thumbs:
     
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    i did like that.
     
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