A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
rofl, reminds me of my wife. She does the same with navigation too. I'm surprised she can make it home without the gps from places shes been a hundred times. Yet she will question me about where we're going. The person that she would call before there was GPS to tell me she was lost, and I could identify where she was by what she told me she was around, and then guide her to a gas station, or back to the highway.
thats alright. when my wife is mad at me, she gives me the silent treatment...and I can take a lot of the silent treatment...
