What's up today (bullchiting) thread.

Grab a non sequitur quote much, wildwest?

 

My lawn isn't porcelain....

 

Sometimes yes, this one however was a visual of you using the lawn to do your business from getting all cleaned out

 

I ain't picked no green beans... but my back has been pizzed off all week long... ain't figured what I did to it, yet... walking around on the concrete all day long probably ain't helping it either...

 

Oh yeah, I get that....but you had a Pallet Pete quote tied in as well, hence the "non sequitur" reference.

 

Stretch those hamstrings out, maybe have your IT bands rolled out....

 

Oh, I was going to say something to pete last night and decided not to, quote was still there for jacks. It was only up for like 3 seconds, you have fast eyes!

 

Yep....round three.......
Y'all have a great day!

 

Why I hate Walmart!

Was pushed into the shelves by a pizzed off mom screaming at her kids that she was gonna beat them senseless if they didn't stop running away from her. - Hmmm a little self defeating maybe!

When I got to the one open checkout I was called an azz by the lady who was standing in a closed checkout playing be-jeweled on her phone when I asked if she was open.

Cashier "Do It look like I be open?"

Me "I don't know that's why I asked."

Cashier "You ain't gotta be an azz! We got self checkouts! "

What does there employment test look like!

I was VERY tempted to tip the cart over and walk away...

Instead I said you can deal with this and walked out and went to my regular Meijers.

 

Worry not. If you follow the plan we'll have you where you no longer need those granules. We've never used them and we rarely clean our chimney. When we do there is usually practically nothing in there to clean other than the fly ash at the bottom and, of course, that little bit at the top foot of the chimney. Dry wood is the biggest key to a clean chimney. Also burning full time helps as the more cold starts you have will add to the problem of keeping the chimney clean.

Not sure if I've given you this link or not but here it is: Primer on Woodburning by Backwoods Savage

 

We ended up with 1.5" of rain 2 days ago and just a little bit yesterday. I was surprised to read about a small tornado about 60 miles east of us but it was a small one and no damage to speak of. I think it was a 0 on their scale. 100 yards wide and less than a mile long.

 

im about to make strawberry jam! You have convinced me...