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Splitter Demo (I almost wet myself)

Discussion in 'Chainsaws and Power Equipment' started by MrWhoopee, Jun 16, 2017.

  1. MrWhoopee

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    o_O

    Wow! Just wow...
    :picard:
     
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    He has not stayed at a Holiday Inn Express recently....
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    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    That..........was...........funny. I don't care who ya are.
     
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    SMH.

    Had to stop the vid when he decided slamming logs on the ground would help. :loco: :crazy:

    His wife probably gave it to him early just to get him outta the house :D
     
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    He's got a wood pile of slab wood
    I hope he doesn't have any big stuff with it sitting way up there
    Where did the other one go, I have a problem with knots :rofl: :lol:
     
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    I couldn't watch it...I fast forwarded it a few times only to find the same stupid stuff ...luckily i only wasted a couple minutes of my life on that vid...:doh:
     
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    I didn't consider it a waste, I haven't laughed that hard in years.
     
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    lol. it was more than I could take...
    I do give him credit for his enthusiasm! :yes:
     
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    I've wasted time on less, so it was worth the chuckle.
    I'm just glad he hadn't figured out how to control it with one hand or a foot pedal. He'd be dangerous around a gas powered splitter.
    Oh, and don't anyone give him a stick of gum while he's splittin' wood..........:whistle:
     
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    Lol what do ya say DexterDay hammer wasted?
     
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    This says it all... Same feeling I had and could not watch it either.
     
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    LMAO!!! "Maybe if I drop it on the ground to get it started..." :rofl: :lol:

    And for my next trick, boys and girls: I will attempt to split this 2x4.......success! I now have a good piece of kindlin? Kinlin? Kenling?
     
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    :yes: Sold! kindlining the fast way.;)
     
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    :drunk: Yes!!

    But I will say, we can't make fun of a member when we know we've all done the same stuff. Whether on camera or not.

    He posted a video that was informational! Let's just keep it at that. :)
     
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    Bless his heart...he has a kindling maker-at least it's horizontal.....:picard:
     
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    Double :picard:
    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Now , that right there, is funny stuff. Informational, yes. But funny

    Sent from my SM-T280 using Tapatalk
     
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    Not a very good representation of what the splitter can do, but a good "how not to".
     
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    he lost me when he stuck the crotch of that piece into the wedge.
     
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