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Dear cottonwood

Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by bocefus78, Jun 2, 2017.

  1. bocefus78

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    Dear cottonwood,

    I appreciate the fact you want to reproduce and all that, but if you could keep your fluff ( paging Eric VW ) off my dayum yard, that'd be great.

    Thank you,

    Bocefus

    Seriously though....I don't even know where a cottonwood is around here. Why does it all land in my yard?
     
  2. FatBoy85

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    Tree fluffers. Now thats an interesting job come to mind.
     
  3. Eric VW

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    I don't fluff, I just model feed thongs :eek:
    :rofl: :lol:
     
  4. Eric VW

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    You need some historical reference....& I don't mean since the short time you've been a member.
    :whistle:
    :D
     
  5. papadave

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    Maybe it senses your attitude.:whistle::rofl: :lol:
    Seriously Eric, no one.....no one, needs an historical feed thong reference.:handshake::D
    Thank you for refraining.:thumbs:
     
  6. Eric VW

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    It's no problem to refrain Paps, besides- clemsonfor owns the original moment that said phrase erupted onto the scene...:whistle:
    :rofl: :lol:
     
  7. papadave

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    Wait....what?
     
  8. Eric VW

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    Don't go there bud...:eek:
    :rofl: :lol:
     
  9. papadave

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    Hey, you typed it.:)
    Must............be...............careful
     
  10. Eric VW

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    Yeah, you're right...
    Oh look, phone's getting ready to die.
    :whistle:
    :rofl: :lol:
     
  11. FatBoy85

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    Im not touching that! Hahaha I must say in my short time here, things have been educating!
     
  12. Eric VW

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    "Tip" of the iceberg....:eek:
    :rofl: :lol:
     
  13. Horkn

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    Oh boy.


    I hate it when cottonwood fluff lands in my Nutella or my wine.
     
  14. FatBoy85

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    Tree Fluff in your chablis? Heavens to Betsy, Eric VW must be fluffing the Ewes next door too.
     
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    I thought all of the "fluff" from the cottonwoods in the Midwest found its way to my a.c. condensing unit! LOL
     
  16. HDRock

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    Sitting here looking out the back door and it's snowing Cottonwood seeds.
    Must be one over there somewhere
     
  17. Moparguy

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    I hate when cottonwood fluff lands on my freshly painted car parts and end up having to redo them. Not to mention when you breathe it in. Nothing but a TRASH tree and if that makes me a wood snob, oh well...I have standards for what I think is a decent tree and cottonwood fails those standards miserably.
     
  18. FatBoy85

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    :thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:
     
  19. Moparguy

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    Found this under the tree awhile back when it was in full force. This tree is coming down next fall...no ifs, ands, or buts about it. I just have to be careful not to damage the small mulberry growing up in it or the small tulip poplar nearby.
     

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  20. FatBoy85

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    You like the tulip poplar?
     
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