In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

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  1. scavenger

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    I was selected from amongst the finest for my prowess and being well endowed....there are many with similar qualities walking the streets as we speak....
     
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    Those that are not sawing wood...or the kind that is a tree anyway...
     
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    I have a wood obsession---playing with my cherry again---I can't get enough.... 0412171903.jpg
     
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    Where's your 2 strokin'?
     
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    She was a fast machine
    She kept her motor clean
    She was the best da-- woman I had ever seen...

    Hey!! Today's my 1st anniversary at FHC!!!!
    Do I get to stay???
     
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    You're becoming a fixture around here! Or at least this thread is.:rofl: :lol::yes:
     
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    Pick up the phone
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    Or make a social call
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    What's the old saying around here....pictures or it didn't happen....:whistle:

    ;)
     
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    image.jpeg Ok....here I am a bit fuzzy by 5 o'clock somewhere....
     
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    :yes::yes:

    ;)
     
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    Michigan GTG this weekend. Bound to be some single males! I'm heading out about 10am! It's only about a 4 hr drive from your place!
     
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    Hate to think of missing a hootenanny like this one DexterDay but work has me tied down---was thinking of gracing the PA gtg in May....enjoy the Michigan chill!
     
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    You forgot to pick me up DexterDay
     
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    So that makes you available this weekend? Both stuck in O-hi-O...
     
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    Excuses, excuses..........................thought you liked being "tied down" based on prior posts!!!
     
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    You make me blush...But I am not a qualified player, I have all my teeth, but I have a belly, drink too much, my wood is small (stop with your dirty mind, I mean pellets) and am happily married!
     
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    I think I've seen your pellets! And Ohio's a big state I should be able to find trouble enough when I get "untied":rofl: :lol: Regards to the wife....
     
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    Was treated to a couple Great Lakes last night and the ex-Navy pilot with whom I shared them offered to take me on a ride in his aeroplane....could this be trouble? sounds like fun! 0422170913.jpg
     
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    Wondering if you'll be at least a mile high? :D
     
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    Addendum: unfortunately for more importantly "him"....when I met him I mistook a knee brace he had on for yoga pants....my choice has to be able to CSS....and not limp doing it....the big belly, drink too much and small wood might be preferable....:cool:
     
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