Moving that clock could have been deadly. Do you cut the red wire or the green wire first? Must've been a bomb technician who does plumbing on the side.. don't touch the timing device or the pressure plate and you should be okay...
Other than the clock being crooked, the high command would have taken a skillet out if it was moved from its perfect spot.
Well, first you would have to form a committee who would study the effects of .moving the clock on the existing local population vs going around the clock or under the clock. If the committee found that moving the clock was a viable option both politically and financially, then a bid would be needed from three different contractors for the job of moving the clock. Once a bid was accepted, the winning contractor would have to be vetted to make sure that they are capable of moving the clock. Once the contractor has proven they have the knowledge and ability to move the clock, OSHA would need to check the job site to make sure it is safe to move the clock. Once all of this is complete, then the homeowner could submit plans to the county showing the new location of the clock in comparison to the old location, including proof that the structure is capable of supporting the clock in its new location. Once the plans for the new clock location are submitted and approved the contractor can then prepare the new location for the clock. Once the new location is prepared, an appointment is made with the county code inspector to make sure that the preparations are done according to code. Once the preparation of the new clock location has been approved by the local county code inspector, the contractor would lease the equipment needed to safely move the clock to the new location. The contractor would then move the clock to the new location. Once the clock has been moved the county inspector would come out one final time to make sure the clock was properly Installed to code. Or: Which way do you think is easier Backwoods Savage
