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So my wife's kinda short

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  1. Screwloose

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    The baby falling in a bucket image on every 5 gallon bucket inspired me to wonder.
    Has anyone ever seen a big decal of that image that I can put on our clothes washer ?
     
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    Hahahaha. We recently bought a washer and at first my wife wanted the biggest one we could find until she read reviews of "don't buy this if you're under 5'3" because you won't be able to reach the bottom"
     
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    Oh to look over and see legs flailing about.........Hot coffee running out your nose.....I live the dream.
     
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    Reminds me of an incident at a place where I used to work. Guy "A" was wound just a bit too tight and kinda unloaded on guy "B" one day.

    Guy B gave him a warning....which he promptly ignored. Then guy B gave him another warning and an ultimatum which was to walk away before something happened. Guy A ramped it up a few notches and then guy B told him once more and this time included what would happen if he continued. B told A that he would pick A pulled out all the stops and B got up, grabbed him, turned him upside down and threw him in the trash barrel where all you could see were those legs kicking into the air!!

    Problem created by A and solved by B!
     
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    We aren't short - you guys are just too tall.
     
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    Hmmmm...that'll win ya some points. :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Just take a felt marker and draw it on. You can thank me later.:)

    Gary
     
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    This sounds like a job for a pickeroon.
     
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    Lmao!
    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Oh yeah !!!! And welcome to the club !!!!!!
    On second thought ...... Not sure if "arming" her is a good idea !!
     
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    I can't even draw stick people !!!?
     
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    Welcome aboard Rumpy :handshake:

    Great avatar....:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Yes, he can thank you after he is released from hospital. :D
     
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    We are all pretty close to the same height when we lay down I tell my under 5' wife.
     
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    Well, I dont know bout nobody else but I'm so short, when I fart I blow rocks in my boots.
     
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    Just buy her a front load. That's what I had to do. Bought her the super capacity top load and she came up with more excuses that it was junk than I could take. At least I won't have to pick her up to throw her in now.
     
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    As for my self I dont know why any one would complain about any kind of automated washing machine. If they do just tell him or her it could be worse.
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    But iffn that dont fly just buy them 4 sewing thimbles and the wash board doubles as a musical instrument.
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    And with enough practice and work at it one could possibly get wash board abs.
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