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    I love Chuck Norris jokes. I don't know why.
     
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    They had a calendar of those jokes around work last year.
     
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    I approve this thread.
     
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    The boogie man checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before he goes to sleep.
     
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    Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world away.
     
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    Chuck Norris was once bitten by a King Cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. - Expendables
     
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    Chuck Norris was asked to play the part of the shark in "Jaws". Turned it down, he doesn't do chic-flicks.

    I'll see myself out ....
     
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    Chuck Norris stopped by angry as heck, wanted his firewood back. He told me to kiss my Ash goodbye.

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    Stop throwing the rotten tomatoes already!!
     
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    chuck norris isn't real, if he was real he would be here, right now, and slamming my head into my keyboa sdljdshiuij;dfs fofsD lksa;dfj fl;nm./ypuiasdfnm,.
     
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