It has already started at Cabela's Sporting Goods Store. There was a bit of confusion at the Cabalas Sporting Goods store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of automatic rifle and bullets. The cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer! I still don't think I looked that bad.