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  1. Gary_602z

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  2. scavenger

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    Gary...I searched and searched and wasted a lot of time but I finally found your video.... 0211170823.jpg
     
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    Had to cut the strings to a long distance dating attempt with a city boy (he just didn't get the wood thing....nor did I want it:rofl: :lol:) .....making progress with a guy who works in urgent care.....figure I'll need that when a tree falls on me or my toy chain saw bites off more than it can chew....Happy Valentines Day to you lovers out there you make me sick:hair:
     
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    I'm going to be open-minded......really.... 0213170847.jpg
     
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    Oh Boy, the WI Interstate 94,894,41,45, zoo interchange, and its not even finished yet. Happy Valentines Day - the local gendarmes were out in force this morning giving everyone gifts.
     
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    I am the Truman Show.... 0215171614.jpg
     
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    I would be cutting wood
     
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    And an exemplary job you must do...question....isn't your neck of the woods flatland devoid of trees? How far do you travel in your golf cart to cut day and night?:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Used to have trees till he cut them all!:rofl: :lol:

    Gary
     
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    Shelby...they make some sweet Mustangs in them parts!! LOL
     
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    But those trees! Those trees!
    All my life I've been searching
    for trees such as these!
    I felt a great leaping
    of joy in my heart.
    I knew just what I'd do!
    I unloaded my cart.
    In no time at all, I had built a small shop.
    Then I chopped down a tree with one chop!
    Now chopping one tree at a time was too slow.
    So I quickly invented my Super-Axe-Hacker
    which whacked off four trees at one smacker.
    From outside in the fields (Shelby) came a sickening smack
    of an axe on a tree. Then we heard the tree fall.
    The very last tree of them all!
     
  12. chris

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    Nice poem
     
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    Dr. Seuss prognosticates environmental Armageddon....
     
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    O Twas dark and dreary as March drew on near,
    many a sounds re-verbed on our ears.
    Sounds of the birds looking for mates,
    the croaking of frogs seeking their dates.

    But alas as we see, all was not good,
    Scavenger the Ravenger was looking for wood.
    Singing their songs the Birds did their best,
    trying to woo the males to their nest.

    The frolick and splashing of Frogs sounded so Good,
    But Scavenger the Ravenger still needed some wood.

    Neither oak nor Maple to add to her stash,
    Scavenger the Ravenger is looking for Ash.

    Hicker Billy Poetry 101

    Gary
     
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    Go ahead and shoot your poison arrows...paybacks are brutal.... 0217171300.jpg
     
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    Thats the problem right there. You are throwing cars at people!:rofl: :lol:
    Nice pic by the way.

    Gary
     
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    Dang I remember that from a drive in movie , one evening, long ago, in the mists of time past.
     
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    Moving my ash today in preparation for the pallet building extravaganza....trying to stir up someone to split a bottle of wine with is like writing good poetry....
     
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    image.jpeg Off doing what I do second best today as the temperature beckoned me away from work (dang!)
     
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    :deadhorse::deadhorse::deadhorse::deadhorse::deadhorse::deadhorse:
     
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