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    What, no Feed Thong reference? We really need pictures of that one!
     
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    I heard if you eat flies they make the eater more well endowed. (men below the waste, and women above)

    I bet this lady ate one heck of a lot of flies.
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    That lady probably shouldn't use a chainsaw
     
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    Even in real life, you'd find I have a sense of humor, so beware, if we should ever meet, be prepared to laugh!
     
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    Laughter is the best medicine. Ibu is pretty good too.
    So, how are the mice doing at your place?
     
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    They're afraid...very afraid! :bug:
     
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    Somewhere there is a boob job doc (boobjobologist?) that should have his license revoked and then sued into oblivion! :startled:
     
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    I won't capture any until I go into town for supplies. But there are two I have my eye on. One is getting into some fertilizer (Holly-Tone) and the other is spending it's nights racing around on the porch and deck. He's either in training or really needs a racing buddy! I won't even need to bait the trap, just put it in his running path. I wonder if he can make it to the other door before it closes. :rofl: :lol:

    The 5 gallon bucket is ready with fresh bedding (an inch of sawdust and a clean microfiber shop rag) with a container for their food and one for their water. And a mint for their pillow!
     
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    I know a couple ladies that are almost that big and have never had boob jobs done. Look at Dolly Parton. I understand she used to have to routinely go in for breast reduction surgery. Being well endowed in that area is really rough on the back!

    For the better to well endowed, there is a place in Georgia that will help in that area as far as customizing undergarments to fit and support.
    Livi Rae Lingerie | Custom Bras, Panties, & Lingerie from the Double Divas
     
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    NOW you tell us about the mints!!:headbang::headbang::rofl: :lol:

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    Oooooh, classy.
     
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    Y'all didn't ask!:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Thats ok somebody will figure out how many lbs. of mints it takes to kill a mouse/man/horse!:)

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    That would be interesting to be around during an earthquake. Hmmmm... :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Not beer yet?

    Oops. Guess I just mentioned it.
     
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    Beer-check
    Thongs-check
    Ok we're done here, close the thread! :rofl: :lol:
     
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    They are not accessing your emails or this forum. This is a classic case of people reading your thoughts. Time to start carrying a 9 volt battery on you at all times to interrupt the energy pattern.
     
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    Waitaminute.....
    Ok, nevah mind....
    Ded meese, FT's, supah tata's, sense o' humahs..... yep, done here.:rofl: :lol:
     
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