I was old enough to know what it was about when it came out, but not old enough to have experienced - ahem - the experience yet.
LOL! And I thought I was the only one, and that my wife was special I just read your post to my two teenage kids and they laughed and can fully sympathize/commiserate with you.
How would you know? you have to chew your food to taste it. Not inhale one after the other! You know that saying, "takes one to know one"
Speaking of sweets, we got a late Christmas gift from a relative we don't see often. A bunch of choc. covered stuff. Let me just say......it didn't last the day. Well, some did, so we gave the rest to my wife's sister. She took it to work.