Pellet heads!! What's up today?

Yes, I have bacon about 5 mornings a week. Bacon and eggs. No toast , cereal etc. Bacon, eggs and coffee and I off to a good start. Don't eat again until 2 to 3 in the afternoon. Then I have a few pieces of jerky, some veggies or fruit. We have supper around 7 Pm usually have a salad, meat and a veggie. Late snack might be Pop corn or sunflower seeds. Not hungry with this routine.

 

Please, keep it all down your way. No room for it here!

 

Breakfast doesn't get any better.

 

I am 70 years old and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... i still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ....and what would you do for a Klondike bar and you know as soon as you bite into it it falls apart...and Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways? do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby momma's doctor who lived next door to an old class mate's mail man...Now it is your turn to take it from me...Peace!!
No mine but funny

 

Uh Oh. I thought that when you turned 70 you would have all the answers by then......

 

I had that happen once at my old house. Had a horseshoe driveway that was downhill both ways. Parked at the top and the next morning it was halfway to the street and sideways (it forgot to follow the curve of the driveway). Had to get the then hubby's truck to pull the front end out of the rock wall. Then I road that puppy all the way down to the road - no choice as she wasn't stopping until then. I was just hoping a plow wasn't coming down the street at that time!

 

I can help you with the where's the beef question, still on the steer.

 

A B C D E F G, H I J K LMNOP. QRS TUV WX Y and Z .. aaaand repeat. Thanks Larry...

 

Wife gave me a Ninja Coffee Bar for my birthday. Lots of options from single up to full pot, and hot and iced coffee. More gadgets! I do admit I love ice coffee about any time.

 

I need one.

 

It speaks to me.

 

Happy Birthday Jay!!!!! jtakeman

 

X2!

 

So its takemans fault its so cold. Happy bday old fart!

 

Happy birthday bud !!

 

Is an old fart more potent than a new fart?