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Words you didn't think were actually words

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  1. Canadian border VT

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    XXL your list forgot the classic Bow..
    a tie, part of Boat, bow and arrow, bend in object , and a greeting.
     
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  2. basod

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    :rofl: :lol:
    I'm wondering how many folk's head's this blew over
     
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  3. basod

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    After hearing the news of the war hawk ready to head off to battle I hocked my stuffed hawk walked out on the street and hawked up a lougie
     
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    Sammy!
     
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  5. basod

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    My little sisters name, also a redneck sandwich
     
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    Calm-pah-site : phonetically pronounce this and then realize an individual is saying
    composite
     
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    what the..
     
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    Something to do with chives right? :rofl: :lol:
     
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  9. basod

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    I'm typing it out for those that missed the joke:
    ARCHIVE= ARK HIVE
     
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    My aunt and uncle lived in Florissant, Mo for 50+ years. They just moved to an apartment last year.
     
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    "Buttload" - used for measurement of wine and spirits, 1 buttload = approx 126 gallons.

    Closely related to the "chit ton", except the latter is normally used to measure semisolid quantities. :D
     
    Shawn Curry, Nov 25, 2016
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    I thought a "buttload" was what you have right before a major BM.
    But:), what do I know.
    2 more gallons equals a chord, right? That really struck a chord with me, whilst carrying a cord to tie up my cord wood.
     
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  13. Shawn Curry

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    No, Dave, a "cord" is a unit used for measuring quantities of firewood... Really thought you woulda known that one by now... :picard: :p :rofl: :lol:
     
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    And then theres flue and flu

    your and you're
     
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    progressive.
     
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    we're gonna have to make all the undocumented workers learn propah anglais for the gramma nazis
     
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    Not the intention of the thread, but while we're at it maybe the actual American born learn to speak and write it:eek:
     
    basod, Nov 25, 2016
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    Ever catch yourself doing this???

     
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    I went through the thru-way, came so close to getting hit I almost threw up.....scared the beJesus out of me.
     
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    Not good that your stomach was tied in a knot.
    Was there a fare for the thru-way during fair weather?
     
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