In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

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  1. scavenger

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    Checking in to let those interested know I survived my birthday. Got two loads of wood from "the hole" and prit-near killed myself hoarding....see above picture as they all look the same....a loaded truck is a loaded truck...libations have me resting now before I go stack....party on!:wacky:
     
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    Boy could I change a few letters........and a word or 2............maybe some punctuation..................in this post...................and get "moderated for Life"!!!!
     
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    Yeah, you really have to resist the temptation not to respond to some....

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  4. scavenger

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    Again....if there is anything of particular base-ness that needs whispered in my ear feel free to pm me or for ever hold that tongue.....in check:whistle: imagination is a terrible thing to waste....
     
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    Really wanna go there??!!:cool:
     
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    I'm a big girl....
     
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    That's not what you portrayed!! Lol
     
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    In all the right places for the superficial male imagination....
     
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    News flash.....had a guy come over to check out my digs and saw my "toy chainsaw" and before I could say "NO!" he was trying to start it...please don't "play" with my toys- I'd hate to knock you out with my American thighs--unless you're invited....
     
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    Before you could say NO ! Boy he went to work quick.
     
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    oh oh, chainsaw massacre (the saw not people):eek:
     
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    Had to cut the cord with the guy who took liberties with my chainsaw....now a days a text message gets the job done all neat and tidy....never know though if he's a "bad-breaker-upper".....HEY! Is that all ya got?! :cool:
     
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    There should be a warning of some sort that closes my mouth right before my entire foot goes in....was treated to a beer at an event today and bottles were not allowed beyond a point so the young chap poured mine into a cup first and in a flash I said....tilt my cup so there's no foam...then turned to my escort and said....do you like head? There are conversations and there are conversations but mine are always memorable it seems...:doh:
     
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    language can be a bit tricky, the same word with different inflections can mean several things or in the context of a sentence can change its intent. Then there are the colloquialisms and regional variations. See now you are absolved. Or perhaps just foaming at the mouth.
     
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    Thank you Chris for coming to the rescue with that level head (oops) of yours...we had a good laugh but I think the many, many faux pas I let escape are somehow being tallied and will someday work against me if they haven't started already...the venue btw was the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland.....ROCK ON!:dancer::dancer:
     
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    Go Tribe!
     
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    Head is good not only on beer.
     
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    Speaking of head....here's a head shot of me and my favorite hobby.... 1105161138.jpg
     
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    What a HOOT! I rely on my wood heat 24/7 and when it's a chilly night (like last night) I sneak in the buff to my back room and stoke up....the back room has 6 windows and 2 sliding glass doors of which I have the blinds pulled but last night when I crept nude to add a log I heard a "Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! And with the SuperMoon blazing away didn't know what nocturnal creature may be just outside my door.....yikes! Peak-a-boo! That's the thrill of adventure!:eek::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Oh Boy! Hooters!
     
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