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No Longer Available WANTED: GOOD MAN

Discussion in 'Closed Ads' started by scavenger, Jun 10, 2016.

  1. scavenger

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    Well size matters....your jeans may ride a little low on my hips....
     
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    Don't want you wearing my breeches!!!!o_O:thumbs:

     
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    We's all like to see some a dat mojos workin....don't think it'd work on me? I got plenty of tricks on ice...
     
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    Why resort to "tricks"??!! Let it flow.
     
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    I flow like a river..smooth and strong...just looking to see what I can snag....
     
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    Is the bait fresh??
     
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    I wouldn't be fishing if I didn't have all the equipment necessary...
     
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    32" waist eh. . . . I remember grade 3 :whistle:
     
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    I would hope that extraneous "equipment" wouldn't be required.
     
  10. scavenger

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    The only extraneous equipment required is the illusive "man "of which you've perhaps heard I was advertising for...
     
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    put phone down pull pants up we have work to do cupcake.jpg

    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Good lord how did I miss this! Wait I'm married and ugly.:D
     
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    Were you ugly before you got married...........or married before you got ugly???:whistle:
     
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    Well I got married so I don't have to try anymore :rofl: :lol: off the market... I was quite the stud at one time! :D
     
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    Weather report......same guy with whom I dumped the pine logs the other day...met for a second chance on his part...no sweatpants and a clean shave.....fun dinner...bottle of wine...I don't seem to have the sports enthusiasm he requires nor and more importantly does he exhibit the wood cutting enthusiasm with which I require...shows no sign of interest in saving money...has singular deference to the non-materialistic life....does not reveal allegiance to simple commonplace activities....left his watch behind as a symbol he was returning to the table and not blowing me off....I said I'd get over it....new forecast: open calendar predicts much activity.....advise: stay married if you are....it's safer....:wacky:
     
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    New weather report---maybe I'll throw a mixer!---the temperature is balmy---get out the tiki torches, flip flops, coconut bra and make a pitcher of mojitos! good to go!!:p
     
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    If'n you're as I envision................don't work that hard.
     
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    Sounds like you're better off. :picard:And then there's this! :thumbs:

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    :D
    Did you run with the watch? :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Maybe I won't work at all...took some time to gaze up at the universe tonight and thought I put together the constellation of that guy with the bow and arrow.....wont say whether he was aiming at me or not...don't own a crystal ball...anyone have one to loan?:confused: