We's all like to see some a dat mojos workin....don't think it'd work on me? I got plenty of tricks on ice...
The only extraneous equipment required is the illusive "man "of which you've perhaps heard I was advertising for...
Well I got married so I don't have to try anymore off the market... I was quite the stud at one time!
Weather report......same guy with whom I dumped the pine logs the other day...met for a second chance on his part...no sweatpants and a clean shave.....fun dinner...bottle of wine...I don't seem to have the sports enthusiasm he requires nor and more importantly does he exhibit the wood cutting enthusiasm with which I require...shows no sign of interest in saving money...has singular deference to the non-materialistic life....does not reveal allegiance to simple commonplace activities....left his watch behind as a symbol he was returning to the table and not blowing me off....I said I'd get over it....new forecast: open calendar predicts much activity.....advise: stay married if you are....it's safer....
New weather report---maybe I'll throw a mixer!---the temperature is balmy---get out the tiki torches, flip flops, coconut bra and make a pitcher of mojitos! good to go!!
Maybe I won't work at all...took some time to gaze up at the universe tonight and thought I put together the constellation of that guy with the bow and arrow.....wont say whether he was aiming at me or not...don't own a crystal ball...anyone have one to loan?